brutally honest ad -

Warning, I do believe that biking to work in this heat (all week the heat index over 100) has cooked my brain, let alone my funny bone. Ergo, read the ‘poem’ below with caution as it is snarky and without tactful humour. Inspired, in part, by a recent New Yorker article about the online dating scene. Ghastly, just ghastly, but it allowed me to have a bit of fun.

“Friends with benefits”, I wish that is what some chap’s tag
would confess amidst lines of “A hand to hold” or a
“Lug to love”. Please! What of love (I use That word loosely)
according to the New Yorker, an online smorgasboard,
a virtual buffet of mystery meet, their date of expiration
constantly changin’. Love the skin you’re in, or is it browning
to leather; but, don’t you wear it well according to that
ten-years-gone picture; forty, really, or is it time to retire
that photograph?

What of fate when the date comes via eBay, you won,
(or did he) highest bullshitter. Human merchandising gone
vulgar, a shirtless muscled machismo profile pic (Photoshop, I know)
on top that chrome dressed hog, so innocent with that smirk
and quote, “I like dogs”. And, I do, but I am no fool and refuse
to fall for that line regarding “A lifetime of memories to behold”.

Be Bold! Tell me you just swiped the hive looking for honey; a B….,
a bee,(a queen, indeed) will be less likely to be a drone if you just
be honest  when you say, “Just seeking friendship(and perhaps a lay)”.

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gone swimming ~

Heat climbs up my spine, splitting skin, allowing pinprick droplets to follow each other freely down a river between minimalist adornments. Minimalist, no protest, fluid lines balance black silk sheath gliding over almost existent curves; somewhat Audrey-ish, but I drink chilled blanc, not iced narcissism.

Clouds reflect blue (not azure, not prussian), a hue painted by Midwestern artist; Grant Wood’s mural I used to sit next to in a pulped Parks mortared with words.

Salt licks, kisses sun-burnt lips; an earthy seasoning reminding (almost) of your body after it left me. Humidity curls, lingering, wetting temple strands, neck hairs; love affairs produce this much steam wintering in Iowa when everything goes frozen-white, clinging to glassed walls, struggling not to break as bodies burn (upright) melting, remembering a warmer plain, Spring views on the right.

Lake waters glassy, not even a spit of bluestem blows off in the hinterland; this dug hole a former field, gone gravel, gone mud pit turned over to profit. Baking bathers longing for a sea in the midst of a glacial divide, paying to pretend upon shell-less sands.

Black thatch sticks straight up. A phoenix gone blushing tries to fly off a leathering blade, rolling cuts muscling, moving to a testosterone rhythm. Blazing, parting water; my lungs stop, I part pinked up lips to breathe. Yellow plastic goes flying, dropping (almost) at my feet.

Sun cools under six feet of shadow. The crane’s cry mocks me.

Chiclets, a gleaming row of placed perfection lighting creasing grey eyes. Human collected rain drips on oiled shins; a feathering contact, falters, I bite back a forming verb, trapping it with my tongue as a left hand navigates leg to foot. Shiver shakes my body as a sliver of white mocks me, in your reach, I see tattooed, territory, the lingering imprint of history, metal, rising suns and someone, not me. Pause, a song note held for five beats         ten; I drop our gaze,      burning,         disappearing under a strategic tilt of golden swirls.

Sand cradles my sinking:    head     trunk    limbs             mind(finally);
I close my jade irises; white-hot glare sears under heavy lids, gone code red, dotting shuttered eaves.

waiting

exhaling, these dreams

evaporate

a salty residue remains, ready to wash away when I wake.

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